If you live in this beautiful country, there’s a good chance you’ll have malaria at least once in your lifetime.
But don’t worry; I’m here to give you a rundown of what to expect when you have malaria in Nigeria.
Malaria is known to knock you off your feet, leaving you feeling weak, tired, and miserable. But in Nigeria, you’ll have the bonus of sweating profusely in the hot and humid climate, making you feel like sweaty socks have hit you. You might also experience some interesting hallucinations thanks to the fever. Don’t be surprised if you start seeing talking monkeys or dancing goats. Your brain is just having a little fun with you.
Yes, pepper soup. That spicy, savory, and oh-so-delicious bowl of goodness is the perfect remedy for any ailment in Nigeria. If you’re under the weather or need a pick-me-up after a long day of traffic, pepper soup is the answer. So, go ahead and indulge. Your taste buds (and your immune system) will thank you.
The good news is that Nigerians are known for their friendly nature and love of a good laugh. So don’t be surprised if your doctor cracks a joke or two while prescribing you some medicine that might taste like chewing on a ball of sawdust.
And finally, you can expect to be inundated with advice from well-meaning Nigerians on how to cure your malaria. From drinking bitter-leaf tea to rubbing shea butter on your forehead, there’s no shortage of remedies that Nigerians swear by. Don’t worry. Take your medication, and get plenty of rest. You’ll be back on your feet soon.
Once you’ve recovered from malaria, you’ll have a newfound appreciation for the simple things in life. Like a good night’s sleep without the constant buzzing of mosquitoes or a cold drink that doesn’t make you feel like you’re swallowing sand.
And remember, always look on the bright side – at least you’ll have a great excuse to stay in bed and watch Nollywood movies all day!
