No Toilet, No Problem: Creative Ways To Answer Nature's Call

Ah, the age-old question that has plagued travellers for centuries: what do you do when you need to answer nature’s call, and there’s no toilet in sight?

It’s a situation that can strike fear into the heart of even the most seasoned road warrior. But fear not, my intrepid friends! With a bit of resourcefulness and a lot of intestinal fortitude, you can survive this most harrowing of scenarios.

So, without further ado, here are my top tips for what to do if you need to answer nature’s call while travelling on the road without a toilet.

1. Embrace nature

Sometimes you just have to answer when you’re out on the open road and nature calls. Find a secluded spot off the side of the road and let nature do its thing. Just be sure to bring some toilet paper or other appropriate wiping materials (leaves are not recommended). And if you’re really feeling adventurous, you could always dig a little hole and bury your business like a true outdoors person.

2. Find a rest stop

If lucky, you might come across a rest stop or fuel station with public restrooms. Keep an eye out for signs along the road advertising these facilities, and take advantage of them when you can. And while you’re there, why not grab a snack or a drink to help pass the time? Just be sure to wash your hands thoroughly before you dig in.

3. Improvise

In a pinch, you can always get creative with your toilet needs. For example, if you have a handy plastic bag, you could use it as a makeshift toilet. Or if you have a car with tinted windows, you could always use the privacy to your advantage. Just be sure to dispose of any waste properly and responsibly.

4. Hold it in

Okay, hear me out on this one. It’s not the most glamorous option, but sometimes holding it in is the best course of action. If you’re not too far from your destination, try to tough it out and wait until you can find a good toilet. And in the meantime, distract yourself with some good music or a podcast to take your mind off things.

5. Pray for a miracle

Sometimes, you just have to pray for a miracle when all else fails. Maybe a benevolent deity will take pity on you and magically conjure up a toilet in your time of need. Hey, it’s worth a shot, right?

So there you have it, folks. With these tips in your arsenal, you can face even the most challenging toilet-related situations with confidence and humour. Just remember: when nature calls, don’t let it get you down.

You’re a survivor and can handle anything that comes your way (even if it smells a little funky).

Happy travels!